Implied Inferences
If I said, "When Ross wiggles his ears, a stiff breeze seems to come up," and you said, "Are you inferring that Ross has big ears?", would it hurt if I laughed in your face?
No, dear reader, I wouldn't (a) laugh in your face, nor (b) use the word infer when I mean imply.
When I imply something, I suggest it without actually stating it, a la joking about Ross's wiggled ears and the stiff breezes that follow. When you hear me make such a heartless yet accurate remark (apologies to all the small-eared Rosses out there, who aren't reading this blog anyway, so, on second thought, who cares?), and you believe that what I've said means that Ross has big ears, you infer the big-earedness of Ross. Synonyms for infer are deduce and conclude, but not imply.
In other words, if I make Statement A and it suggests Fact B, I'm implying Fact B. If you hear me make Statement A and it sounds suspiciously like I'm making a case for Fact B, you're inferring Fact B.
Yes, there are those who say that infer has become so widely used as a synonym for imply that we must accede to the advances of such rampant Philistinism. To that I say, why get rid of a perfectly good and useful distinction between imply and infer when it serves us so well? Why? Why? Because there's television? Because elected officials speak to us as if we were third graders? Because we like being dumb?
If I took that last sentence out of the preceding paragraph, could you have inferred my meaning from the two sentences that it followed?
If I said, "When Ross wiggles his ears, a stiff breeze seems to come up," and you said, "Are you inferring that Ross has big ears?", would it hurt if I laughed in your face?
No, dear reader, I wouldn't (a) laugh in your face, nor (b) use the word infer when I mean imply.
When I imply something, I suggest it without actually stating it, a la joking about Ross's wiggled ears and the stiff breezes that follow. When you hear me make such a heartless yet accurate remark (apologies to all the small-eared Rosses out there, who aren't reading this blog anyway, so, on second thought, who cares?), and you believe that what I've said means that Ross has big ears, you infer the big-earedness of Ross. Synonyms for infer are deduce and conclude, but not imply.
In other words, if I make Statement A and it suggests Fact B, I'm implying Fact B. If you hear me make Statement A and it sounds suspiciously like I'm making a case for Fact B, you're inferring Fact B.
Yes, there are those who say that infer has become so widely used as a synonym for imply that we must accede to the advances of such rampant Philistinism. To that I say, why get rid of a perfectly good and useful distinction between imply and infer when it serves us so well? Why? Why? Because there's television? Because elected officials speak to us as if we were third graders? Because we like being dumb?
If I took that last sentence out of the preceding paragraph, could you have inferred my meaning from the two sentences that it followed?